Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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