I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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