So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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