I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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