i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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