Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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