Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
