If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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