I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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