He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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