You surviving the open bar?
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I have demons in me.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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