On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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