I think i peed on brittanys purse
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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