Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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