when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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