My brain says no but my pants say off.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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