I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
