If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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