Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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