Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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