I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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