it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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