We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
