just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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