So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
handjob tips. give me some.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
