This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize