I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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