we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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