Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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