Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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