Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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