I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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