Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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