are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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