yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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