One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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