Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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