We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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