420 ftw
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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