I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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