just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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