if you like me you must not know who I am
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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