I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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