My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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