All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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