I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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