i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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