ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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