I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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