She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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