he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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