I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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