I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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